hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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