you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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