Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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