If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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