You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it's not cheating when I paid for it
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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