She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
its not stalking. its research.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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