Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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