Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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