she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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