Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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