guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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