i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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