she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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