Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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