i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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