OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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