How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
