I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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