Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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