White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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