Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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