Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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