i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Its about making memories worth repressing
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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