well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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