Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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