Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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