I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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