we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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