i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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