If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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