We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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