He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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