Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I love how my cats smell like pot.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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