I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
