What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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