i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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