a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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