and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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