I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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