People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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