Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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