suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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