Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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