I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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