Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
