Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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