Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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