On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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