TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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