your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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