She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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