I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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