he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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