Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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