I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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