I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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